Old 2012 kid quotes

Doing those last quotes I was looking at the older stuff, and there are some real gems in there.

Lucy: I wish I could be in olumpsticks. (olympics)

Me: Luke, I love you!
Luke: I love you, too. It's just that I get a little frustrated at ya sometimes.

Me: Do I have the priesthood?
Lucy: No, you have the relief-a-sitey.

Luke always loves to watch me cook. I was making meatloaf one day and he said, "So, you're stirring that into the... I'm gonna call it chicken, cause I don't know what it's called.

Lucy fell asleep and Luke said, "Doesn't she look just like sleeping beauty?"

Daddy: I'm gonna miss you while I'm gone!
Luke: Yeah, and we might even have to cry a little.

Luke: Look mommy, I stayed in the lines!
Lucy: You DID stay in the lines! Just as I taught you!

I ripped Luke's band-aid off really fast and he bravely said, "Yeah, that didn't hurt. That was quite a moment!

Lucy: Luke, I'm mad at you for throwing a toy at Tommy!
Luke: No, you're not in charge of mad. Mommy is. And Daddy. Daddy is, too.

Luke: My bum hurts. I have a bum head ache.

Luke: Sometimes at church, at the adult part with the benches and we sit on one, sometimes people do talks and they weep.