Kid Quotes

July
Me: Luke, do you have any friends?
Luke: No, I don't have any friends.  I only have one friend, and it's my Daddy.

Luke: Sarah's house is the Sugar House.

Lucy: Lukie's gonna bite me!
Me: Of course he's not, he loves you.
Lucy (to Luke): You yuv me? You are not gonna bite me?
Luke: Yeah, I yuv you.
Lucy (to me): He yuvs me, Lukie is not gonna bite me, he says.

Lucy: I got underwear!
Daddy: When are you gonna start wearing it?
Lucy: Ummm, Tuesday.




June
Lucy: I don't like guys.

Luke: I don't like girls.  But I like Mommy.  I only like one girl, and it's my mommy.

Luke: It's hot in here, so we need the ABC's!

Lucy: Mommy runned across the street really fast and went far away, and she runned and runned and runned and runned like a good mommy!

May
Joseph played the animal guessing game with Luke & Lucy and he described a squirrel and Lucy got it right off. Then Joseph said, "Can you think of an animal, Lukie?" Luke replied, "I'm thinking of a BIG, BIG Dinosaur that eats the squirrel!"

Luke, immediately after waking up from his nap: There's a donkey outside! But it is just a donkey.

Luke (right as we rounded the freeway ramp): No! I don't want to go on the freeway! Cause that's not gonna make me safe!

Luke saw the colonoscopy billboard and said, "It's Santa Claus!" Then that reminded him of sitting on Santa's lap when he freaked out, so then he said, "I was crying. I was crying on Santa's lap." I asked why and he said, "I was not crying, I was just whining."

April
Daddy: Look at the buffalo. They have horns.
Lucy: They have eyes!
Luke: They have dumb eyes.  They are dumb buffalos.

Luke: No, I am not Luke Joseph Noall, I am Lukie.

Luke (after chasing down some ducks and then getting chased himself): Those birds said, 'I'm gonna eat you!'

Luke: No, she is not a woman anymore, she is just a mommy!

Lucy: I don't like potato bugs and spiders, I just like food and movies.

Lucy was crying in bed and Luke said, "Are you fake crying?"  Lucy abruptly stopped and said, "No, I'm just cwying." Luke replied, "You are fake crying."


March

Luke: Tyson, you wanna watch the veggie tale movie?  Okay.  Lucy, Lukie, Zachy, Tyson watch the veggie tale movie.

Lucy: Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!  Lukie wants you!
Luke:  No, I don't want mommy.

Lucy was singing loud songs
Luke: Don't yell like that!  Mommy is talking on the phone to Gramma Noall!
(another morning)
Luke was being loud
Lucy: No! Anna's seeping! Be quiet!
(another morning)
Lucy screeching
Luke: Don't do that! That's very loud to do that!

Lucy: Anna's a dinosaur, Nannee (Natalie)'s a dinosaur, Lukie's a dinosaur, Lucy's a dinosaur...
Luke: No, we are not dinosaurs. We are kids.



Lucy: I help fix the bacuum?
Luke: I help fix the bacuum, too!
Lucy: No, you can't fix it, you're too little.  I'm a big girl.  (turning back to me) I fix the bacuum?

Me: Lucy is a...
Lucy: Girl!
Me: Luke is a...
Lucy: Boy!
Me: Daddy is a...
Lucy: Wifey!

Luke: Mommy, you're a good mommy!

Luke: I'm a dragon!  I'm a dragon that sleeps!
Me: What do you guys want for lunch?
Luke: I'm a dragon that eats yunch!

Zach: Here ya go! (handing Luke his truck)
Luke: Thank you! You're a good helper, for me.

Lucy: I'm all done! Yay for Lucy! Yay for Lucy!

Me: Wanna wear your black pants?
Luke: No, I don't. But thank you!