Thomas

This little guy just turned 2!

Old 2012 kid quotes

Doing those last quotes I was looking at the older stuff, and there are some real gems in there.

Lucy: I wish I could be in olumpsticks. (olympics)

Me: Luke, I love you!
Luke: I love you, too. It's just that I get a little frustrated at ya sometimes.

Me: Do I have the priesthood?
Lucy: No, you have the relief-a-sitey.

Luke always loves to watch me cook. I was making meatloaf one day and he said, "So, you're stirring that into the... I'm gonna call it chicken, cause I don't know what it's called.

Lucy fell asleep and Luke said, "Doesn't she look just like sleeping beauty?"

Daddy: I'm gonna miss you while I'm gone!
Luke: Yeah, and we might even have to cry a little.

Luke: Look mommy, I stayed in the lines!
Lucy: You DID stay in the lines! Just as I taught you!

I ripped Luke's band-aid off really fast and he bravely said, "Yeah, that didn't hurt. That was quite a moment!

Lucy: Luke, I'm mad at you for throwing a toy at Tommy!
Luke: No, you're not in charge of mad. Mommy is. And Daddy. Daddy is, too.

Luke: My bum hurts. I have a bum head ache.

Luke: Sometimes at church, at the adult part with the benches and we sit on one, sometimes people do talks and they weep.

Kid quotes of 2013

Kid Quotes:

Luke did his own hair and came whining to me to fix it.

Me: But it looks really handsome.

Luke: Yeah, but it's just that I didn't want it to look like Archuleta.

A few days later:

Luke: Mommy, does it look like Archuletta?

Me: A little. Why, do you want it to look like Archuleta?

Luke: No! I'll never want it to look like Archuleta. Cause then people will think that I'm archuleta when he was a kid.

Luke (after I finished ranting about my parking ticket): Yeah, I agree with you, it's a stupid law. Sometimes bad things happen and there's nothing we can do about it.

Luke: I don't like princesses, they're just imagination and I don't like imagination. I only like scary imagination like dragons. Dinosaurs, superheroes... like that imagination. Good imagination.

Lucy: You like kings.

Luke: Yeah, for sure kings.

Luke was about to get on top of Anna and she yelled, "No, you'll break my bones! You'll break my bones! I'm sewious!

Me: Marc is a real cowboy.

Luke: So that must mean that he has a sheriff over him. Cause sheriffs are the captains over real cowboys, not like just pretend ones.

Lucy wrote in her notebook: "The Loord is my fothr. I now that."

Another time she wrote: "MY MOM IS RILEA GUD TO ME I WOt TO HLP HR I LOV HR."

Luke: We're playing pioneers. Only we're not gonna do it exactly like them, cause we're gonna skip the dying.

Anna: No, I'm gonna die as a pioneer.

Luke: No! cause that would be gross!

Pirate Party

 My kids have the coolest grandma & aunties!

 This is the only pic I got of Peter, so get a good look, it was pretty awesome!

 I wanted to get a picture of my girls enraptured by the mermaid.

 Libbie's amazing pirate ship cake was actually for something a couple weeks ago, but it turned out to be good timing!

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